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I just heard about a position called "Size Queen". That sounds really cool. I've always been very good at eyeing something and saying "Oh, that's about 3 centimeters" or "Whoa, there's no way she should be shopping in Bebe, that ass is at least a 16."
I'm not sure if it's something I need to be certified in. The local state college sends me the Old Fucks Who Still Don't Know How To Spell MS Word catalogue every month but I don't see any courses in it. Maybe a trade school? Speaking of, I'm not sure I have the Tools of The Trade for it. I figure a tape measure and stud finder are requisite.
Oh, and by the way this comes up as a hit for "Size Queen"... go figure. http://www.ggreg.com/
Just click it in a flourish of femme-ness. I removed the rest but if you're into Bears: http://www.ggreg.com/ggregslist.asp?id=152
posted by DogGirl at 9:07 PM
19 Comments:
I hope you get the position you're seeking.
What the fuck are you talking about? You have lost me.
Nothing like broadening your horizons.
Isn't that a picture of a spark plug gapper?
That isn't a sparkplug gapper. It's some kind of weiner checking thing.
Do you have an email address other than myspace, which you don't check very often? Let me know.
i can soooooo shop at bebe. I'm no Nichole Richie but I no JLo either!
Your posts are hard and confusing for my drunkin' mind.
Not a parksplug gapper!!!
I'm with Jimmy. Well I'm not really with him with him.
Butchieboy...I do think she really knows what size queen means. It's called subtlety. I have to say the spark plug gapper is a perfect analogy for some of the "plugs" I've come in contact with.
Great post hon,
kb
Butchie's with me. ::swoon::
ASG: I am already beginning to adore you as I read your blog and run with the same crowd, but the size 16 comment is not OK. We already live in an 'ist' world, let's not include sizeism in it. I hope you won't be upset with me for saying that.
Butchie, I think you wish you were with him.
AG
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so it measures ass....circumference or height vs width?
:P
I'm suprised by how many asses Butchie's blog rules.
mitz always has the best one liners.
AG
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Post somethin, fucker.
You heard me.
Why? I can lie back and let you do the work.
That's what chicks do fucker.
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