Apology

I'm sorry sorry. I've been consumed with work and sex. Making cash and having 10 orgasms a day should be all our worries... pity me. I'll elaborate when I can take my gorgeously sweaty ass to the shower and find 8 minutes to type - without shaking.

Until then, I'll humor myself with your blogs.

Confession

I can't live without Tool. Finally listening to 10,000.

I may have to masturbate. Again. 12 times.