Handi-Capable

Oh such a big deal was made about the Thalidomide and birth defects. It's only a defect if you LET it be... like harrassment is only harrassment if you don't LIKE the attention. And c'mon, who doesn't?

In my own Flipper experience, this is no set-back. Men pick me up - literally. When I fall off my bar stool, it's not pretty but it gets the attention. I one-up midgets easily.

My lower flips are fairly useless, acting only as propellants like a walrus'. Unless you'd likey the feety flip-job. But that's extra.

From sheer proximity, a Flipper job IS a Blow job. How much better can it be? I wear overalls so you can take me out before dawn, like an old suitcase we both know you'll use again.